These guys, pure badasses, Adam Kimmel presents: Claremont HD
2/13/2008
KenSingTon Sport Vii Review (’Chintendo’ Wii rip-off)
Here’s a funny video review regarding the Vii. Yes,someone is trying to rip off Nintendo’s Wii with a cheap ass knock off. I know I know, you can’t believe, neither could I until I read it!
11/11/2007
Google sends us “Ass” traffic! Thanks! (B.A.R. Rating 5 out of 5)
BadAssReviews.com has been comatose for quiet sometime due to other priorities… as in we got bills we gots to pay, aight?!
This thing don’t pay… squat.
Anyway, interesting to see everyone coming to our site these past couple of days as somehow Google saw to fit to increase our search rankings for the simple keyword, Ass (despite doing absolutely nothing to deserve such prominence.)
I just wanted to extend a warm welcome to all you ass seekers. I don’t think this is quiet what you had expected, but hey, we are here -FOR YOU-. Alright? So, we put our monkeys in our research department to come up with an sweet ass you feast your eyes on and here it is.
Hope you like it.
So don’t be an ass, come back again. We’ll have more dirty pictures for you freaks.
Finding out that Google decided to rank us higher for “Ass”, that’s a B.A.R. 5 out of 5
7/18/2007
Pentagon has a creepy, walking robotic thing you have to see (B.A.R. Rating 4 out of 5)
Watch about a minute into it when someone kicks at this thing and it regains it’s balance. I wonder if all of this is frankly just a really bad idea.
First cited I think by Charlie Sorrel at Wired.
Creepy Dog Robot Planned for the US Military
By Charlie Sorrel EmailJuly 16, 2007 | 7:27:12 AMCategories: Defense, InnovationsIt’s been a long time coming, but the BigDog, a robotic pack mule, has just won $10 million in Pentagon funding. The robot, covered way back in 2004 by Danger Room’s Noah Shachtman, is designed to carry equipment for soldiers. The petrol-engined quadruped will supposedly run and jump with its load, negotiating obstacles up to a meter (3.3 feet) high and two meters wide. As you can see from the video, the BigDog is pretty noisy, but worse than that, the naturalistic movement really creeps me out. It’s like an AT-AT crossed with a rickshaw.
B.A.R. Rating of 4 out of 5
7/15/2007
ThinkGeek Palmsize Helicopter (B.A.R. Rating 4.5 out of 5)
Well, just look at this little guy! He’s so cute! I want one, maybe two.
This copter can go left and right, circle around your cube land office, all launched from the palm of your hand. RC helicoptering is notorious for requiring practice. Yes, you’ll have to practice to get good at this one too, however, in the meantime, you won’t be crash landing your $500 big-boy RC helicopter, this little guy will likely survive most of your novice maneuvering.
Infrared remote control let’s you fly this bug around the you team leader’s head. Intended for indoor use, made out rugged, durable material.
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B.A.R. Rating 4.5 out 5
6/18/2007
StreetViewr.com (B.A.R. 3 out 5)
www.streeviewr.com is hilarious. It’s a listing of Google Street Views, the latest Google experiment of photographing from a street level several major cities. Some of the photos capture are well, what you would expect in some corners of San Francisco or New York. 3 out of 5
6/8/2007
What do you when Pirates are stealing your software? Call the Web Sheriff! Pirate Bay’s Legal Threats (B.A.R. Rating 4 out of 5)
The Pirate Bay - The worlds largest BitTorrent tracker
Who knew the Swedes could be so damn funny! These guys crack me up. They promote themselves to be the worlds largest BitTorrent Tracker.
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DISCLAIMER: Now, we don’t condone software pirating in any manner (RIAA backoff). We would never be so vulgar to even suggest that one consider USING their service. Just like the say “no to drugs”, say “no to expensive soft… holdup, we mean “just say no to anything uh… free”, that should cover it.
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6/7/2007
Freaking Ridiculously Cool Imagery Technology
Uuuh… wow.
5 out 5.
6/5/2007
SawStop saves fingers (B.A.R Rating 5 out of 5)
SawStop monitors the electrical voltage of the blade to know when one of its tips is about rip through your pinky finger and seriously puts on the breaks to save your finger for another day.
Definitely cool. 5 out of 5, no question.
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5/31/2007
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