11/11/2007

Google sends us “Ass” traffic! Thanks! (B.A.R. Rating 5 out of 5)

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BadAssReviews.com has been comatose for quiet sometime due to other priorities… as in we got bills we gots to pay, aight?!

This thing don’t pay… squat.

Anyway, interesting to see everyone coming to our site these past couple of days as somehow Google saw to fit to increase our search rankings for the simple keyword, Ass (despite doing absolutely nothing to deserve such prominence.)

I just wanted to extend a warm welcome to all you ass seekers. I don’t think this is quiet what you had expected, but hey, we are here -FOR YOU-. Alright? So, we put our monkeys in our research department to come up with an sweet ass you feast your eyes on and here it is.
Hope you like it.

So don’t be an ass, come back again. We’ll have more dirty pictures for you freaks.


Finding out that Google decided to rank us higher for “Ass”, that’s a B.A.R. 5 out of 5

 Here's some ass, you freaks. 
Here's some ass, you freaks.
 Lol, thanks Google, i think. 
Lol, thanks Google, i think.
 Right on. 
Right on.
 The stats don't like.  It's almost up like the good ole days. 
The stats don't like. It's almost up like the good ole days.
 

5 Responses to “Google sends us “Ass” traffic! Thanks! (B.A.R. Rating 5 out of 5)”

  1. Slevi Says:

    Haha, gotta love what the weird and absurd can bring you in ;) . Even though ass is still sort of moderate :P .

  2. Test Addon » Blog Archive » Ass Traffic Says:

    […] Google sends us “Ass” traffic! Thanks!I just wanted to extend a welcome to all you Ass seekers. I don’t think this quiet what you had expected, but hey, we are here -FOR- YOU. So, we put our monkeys in our research department to come up with an a sweet ass, and here it is. …www.badassreviews.com […]

  3. BadAssReviews Says:

    Well yeah, as far as “ass” traffic, we’re getting just a little bit. I think we rank on the second page of Google (at least for now).

    It’s weird, indeed it is.

  4. ersince Says:

    Thanx
    :)

  5. ersince Says:

    Well yeah, as far as “ass” traffic, we’re getting just a little bit. I think we rank on the second page of Google (at least for now).

    It’s weird, indeed it is.

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