Bad Ass Pentax Optio S5z (B.A.R. Rating 4 out of 5)
Why it’s a Pentax my dear! We thought, “why not write a review of our newly acquired Pentax Optio s5z?” This sucker rocks and yes, this absolutely biased review will tell you why.
Actually the truth is we’re doing a review of this ultracompact digital camera because Pentax wouldn’t sport us one of their sweet digital SLR’s. They must a thought we’d break it and in all likelihood, we probably would.
No, the real reason is we just likes it, we really likes it, very much. Look, it’s got 5.0 zillion megapixels, 3x optical zoom (how do they squeeze the lens in this tiny little doohickey is a mystery to me), and a giant 2.5inch color LCD monitor with total coverage. It’s got sex appeal without the required bloodletting of your wallet. And trust us, everything loses sex appeal if you can’t buy a lady a drink.
3/4/2006
UltimateBet.com - my other girlfriend (B.A.R. Rating 4 out of 5)
Not even minute into the tournament and someone by the name of “Calamari” pushes all his chips into the pot. I guess my K 10 ain’t going to help me right now althought I suspect this eager beaver has hardly much of a hand himself. Everyone folds except for “Golf_Nut01″ who calls and shows pocket A’s. Whoa! Calamari’s hand shows 8 and 9 (I knew it, ya fink!). Golf_Nut01 is sitting pretty until the the he sees the flop. 8, and another 8, and then to seal the deal, a nasty 9. Goodbye Golf_Nut01, better stick to Putt Putt.
Despite this horrible suckout I just witnessed, I’m looking at Calamari and my chops are salivating. I’m going to clean this one up.
Ultimatebet.com is not for beginners. They may dispute that, but it’s their own fault. They have one of the best and quickest interfaces on the Net. There are no goofy “avatars” or cartoon like dealers. Easy to install, easy to add money, and the cards are delt feverishly… which may all be a good thing, or more likely a very very bad thing.
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