1/24/2005

You better have Lightning Reaction (B.A.R. Rating 5 out of 5)

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On cold, snowy days, I can’t think of anything better than to sit by a warm, cozy fire, listen to some good tunes, and enjoy the company of close friends. With plenty of food and drink onhand to surely slow down their reflexes, it doesn’t get much better than to hear the scream of a dear friend and know that your brazen skills had something to do with it.

Lightning Reaction, by Jumpin’ Bananna, is another abomination of pure sinister enjoyment by the same genius makers of Shocking Roulette. The concept is very straight forward.

Two to four people each grab handle from the base. Select how many are playing then, hit the big white button at the center of the base to get the party started.

A pulsating red light turns on and yet another creepy, nerve racking sound begins to play (where do they get the score for these things??). Next thing you know, your stomach tighens up, small beads of sweat appear on you forehead and you begin to worry if your palms are next. When you wonder if that could only incease your potential discomfort, you quickly decide there’s just no way you’re going to get shocked if you have anything to do with it… just…don’t…. blink.

As soon as the scary music stops and red light turns green, everyone presses their buttons on the handles and prays they were quick enough. Last one to press theirs gets a shocking reminder that paying attention is a good skill to have. Press your button before the green light comes on and you’re in for a quick lesson: cheaters definitely can’t win here, but your friends will be glad you tried.

Life skills! Lessons to learn! Yo, this isn’t just a toy, this is an educational tool for any young adult in need of remedial instruction. I definitely learned a thing or two.

Shocking Roulette was just a finger, this thing is your entire hand. We rate it a of 5 out of 5 B.A.R.s

Insider Info

Shocking Fun (www.shockingfun.com) has a combo deal if you like to purchase this along with Shocking Roulette. Sources told us that Shocking Fun always has plenty of them instock as appose to other outlets where they maybe some delays.

How Much Dinero?

This toy will set ya back approximately $20 bucks. Good deal for the amount of fun we had. For another $5 you can purchase the Dual Shock version that has a switch to lower the voltage down a bit if you’re playing with the grandparents. Wait, on second thought, don’t do that. Forget we said that.

The Fine Print

Batteries do come with this toy (3 AAA), you just pull the little tab and get it started. Nice touch by the manufacturer we think but of course, they can’t gaurantee they’re 100% fresh when you get it. The one we got had plenty of juice, that’s for sure!
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6 Responses to “You better have Lightning Reaction (B.A.R. Rating 5 out of 5)”

  1. Redpac Says:

    This is awesome! I just ordered it based off your review and the video in the shockingfun website.

    Let the drunken shock fest commence!

  2. The B.A.R. Editor Says:

    Trust me, you’re gonna love it. I only wish I was the one that invented it. :)

    B.A.R. Editor

  3. Redpac Says:

    This thing was amazing! I can’t believe it has that much shocking power using only 3 AAA batteries.

    “Shocking Roulette was just a finger, this thing is your entire hand.”
    You should amend this to say your whole damn arm. Lose 3 times in a matter of minutes and the tingling stays with you for a while.

  4. Rae Says:

    Love the concept of this blog guys. And what a funny ass toy. Wish I weren’t too chicken to try it. Does the shock hurt?

  5. Cigar Jack Says:

    Alright Alright you’ve twisted my arm. I’m ordering one after pay day.

  6. The B.A.R. Editor Says:

    Cj, you’re gonna love it. Well, maybe not your arm, and that ain’t cause I twisted it. You’l see! :)

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